Lessons we all learned from the show “Jersey Shore“
I remember the first time I saw Jersey Shore. I was at a slumber party, and someone had it playing on one of their laptops. It was so loud that everyone had to watch it and listen to Snooki’s shrill voice. It wasn’t the best TV show ever made, but I learned a lot from watching it. Let’s talk about Lessons we all learned from the show “Jersey Shore”.
If you have a boyfriend and he does something stupid, then he is not worth it.
The lesson here: If you have a boyfriend, and he does something stupid, then he’s not worth it.
Don’t be a doormat. Don’t stay in a bad relationship just because it’s comfortable or familiar. Or don’t let someone treat you like crap. And if they walk all over you and make you feel bad about yourself? Cut them off like Frank cut off his ponytail (RIP).
Don’t trust anyone that tells you they love you when they don’t even know you.
If someone tells you they love you after a few days, then they don’t really know you. But if someone says they love you after a few months, then they might be telling the truth. And if someone says they love you after a few years? Well then. It’s probably true!
Don’t go out with someone just because they are cute, funny, or rich.
- Don’t go out with someone just because they are cute, funny, or rich.
- Don’t be blinded by looks.
- Don’t be blinded by money.
- Don’t be blinded by humor.
And most importantly, don’t let anyone else tell you who to date or who not to date!
Don’t lie to your parents, because they will find out eventually (and they will be really mad).
Parents know everything. They always do, and if you think they don’t, you’re wrong. If your parents are anything like mine (and let’s be honest: most of them are), then the first thing they’ll ask when they find out about your new boyfriend/girlfriend is “So who are their parents?”
They want to know what kind of people their kids will be hanging out with and whether or not those people will influence your behavior in a positive way. Your mom probably wants her daughter to date someone who will treat her well; she doesn’t want some jackass that only cares about himself and isn’t ready for commitment. Your dad wants his son to get married someday–but not until he has found someone he knows would make an amazing wife!
If you’re going to throw up, do it in the ocean! I mean, that’s what it’s there for right?!?
If you’re going to throw up, do it in the ocean! I mean, that’s what it’s there for right?!?
If you’re not feeling well and need to throw up, go down to the beach. Just walk out into knee-deep water and start heaving. The waves will wash away all evidence of your illness before anyone notices anything amiss.
If this doesn’t work out as planned (you know how those waves can be) then no worries! There are plenty of other options available: You could always find a nice quiet spot behind some rocks or trees where no one will see what you’re doing; or maybe even better yet–just dig a hole in the sand and vomit into it! No one will ever know because once again–it’s just gonna get washed away by those beautiful ocean waves!
Learn from our mistakes!
- You can’t change the past, but you can learn from it.
- Take responsibility for your actions.
- Be honest with yourself and others. If you make a mistake, try to do better next time!
Conclusion
So, if you’re going to watch the show or read this blog post, take away the lesson that we all learned: Don’t be like Snooki, do not get punched in the face by JWoww, and don’t let your friends dress up as clowns at funerals (or anywhere else for that matter).
